everythingiswhatevernow:

badjokesbyjeff:

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

Why is this funny

reborn-humanoid:

weeniebagel:

greed-the-dorkalicious:

Do you ever think about the fact that Ed’s entire life goal almost hinged on whether or not he’d be able to pass the state alchemist test, and yet when he actually got to the test he decided to demonstratively try to assassinate the president

Ed Edd n Eddy wasnt this complicated yall

just-shower-thoughts:

The most realistic thing that school taught was everyone being punished for something that one person did.

emotionalwords:

lazyyogi:

“I searched for God and found only myself. I searched for myself and found only God.”

— Sufi Proverb

kids-n-teens-blog:

ameliastardust:

today a guy asked me to “get creative with my pics” so i sent him this

rawritsdanny:

*accidentally catches feelings*

Me:Fuck

lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!